i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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