And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I believe in your delicious
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
