what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
