i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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