Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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