My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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