what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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