I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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