Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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