He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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