U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Damn victory sex feels great
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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