@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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