i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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