I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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