There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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