she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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