I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
The adults are the big ones right?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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