well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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