I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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