When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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