i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i can't believe i had my finger in that
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you had me at cake vodka
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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