How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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