It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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