After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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