Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

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(903): View more from Texas

I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"

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(714): View more from California

It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that

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(301): View more from Maryland

Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.

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(562): View more from California

I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers

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(415): View more from California

besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!

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