Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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