Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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