I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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