All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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