She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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