I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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