He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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