Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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