I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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