I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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