Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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