yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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