Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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