I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i think my tv is drunk
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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