I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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