i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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