Please, let me fuck your mom
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I don't deserve a penis
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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