Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Sorry about my life...
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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