Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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