So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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