I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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