Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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