we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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