Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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