Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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