Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I believe in your delicious
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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